It seems Heartiste was kind enough to ignore one of my comments. It was from this blog post.
So let us start from the beginning. It involved a text exchange where the writer flamed out.
Him : Just promise you won’t dress like a 12-year old boy on the first date.
Her : What makes you think there will be a first date ?
So how would I have replied then ?
… because on the second date we’re going shopping at Toys “R” Us …
And later I added to this :
… but then again, she might reply :
What makes you think I need toys ?
… Whoa, we’re only going to the Ice Cream Parlour on the third date … if there is a third date …
Or she might say :
I’m happy with the toys I got
… then I’m just gonna have to kick your ass in Diablo … (poor one I know … I’m working on it)
If she says nothing, she’s not a sport … next her.
Another commenter opined thus :
And be sure to throw in something about, “Otherwise the little boy is heading straight to his bedroom, where Daddy is gonna give him a nice hard spanking.”
Work the “spanking” shit in there as soon as possible – front and center.
You have a point; you can be this upfront after a long text discussion with her.
And ONLY after a long discussion with her.
The problem is if she’s playing the naughty little girl from the beginning just to elicit such ‘spanky’ responses from you. Your responses will make her, and her friends, giggle. The ploy continues, you get more invested in her …
until she just disappears …
Then yer fucked. So what to do then ?
Be devious. Screw around with her head :
… I am going to pull you over my lap … and then … and only then … am I going to do something to you … that will make you roar like a lion … and then try to wriggle quietly away … like a porn-actor-speaker at a conference for militant geriatric nymphomaniacal feminist cucumber growers … uttering words that’s Shakespearean in breadth … Orwellian in depth … Hegelian in math … like an opium bath … why my deary darling … I am going to apply a bumper sticker on your ass …
You know she’s been thinking about spanking, and yet somehow you disappointed her … and teased her as well.
So she’ll either not respond to such a missive, which means the woman in question is just too stoopid to respond … do you really want such a woman by the way ? She just failed YOUR shit-test dammit.
… or she’ll try and call you out on it. What do you say then ?
You mean you’d rather be spanked ? My mother warned me against girls like you … which means my grandma is gonna like you a lot.
And here you can draw her in discussing family history and whatnot. You can share your views on life. No hate though when you talk about your views on life. Give off a stoic vibe. Women dig a man that is familiar with suffering, endures it, faces it, laughs at it, and cries when nobody sees him … sad but true.
When she’s sassy with you again, just mention that you’re gonna shop for bumper stickers the following day.
She’ll get the message.
And don’t forget to tease her.
Never forget to tease her … and remember not to overdo it.
That’s how one gets a good woman … and they are rare.